Christmas Dad Jokes

If you’re looking for some festive humor to spice up your holidays, here is some corny fun to get some eye rolling laughter. Here are some of my favorites:

  • What do you call a fish that wears a bowtie? Sofishticated.
  • How does Santa keep track of all the fireplaces he’s visited? He keeps a logbook.
  • How does a snowman get to work? By icicle.
  • What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?Frostbite.
  • What do you call Santa’s most impolite reindeer? Rude-olph.
  • What do you say to a snowman with a carrot nose? Nice gnawing you.

I hope you enjoy these dad jokes. Feel free to share them with your friends and family, or leave a comment with your own jokes. Thanks for reading and have a Merry Christmas!

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