Thanksgiving Antics

If you’re looking for a way to spice up your Thanksgiving, here are some ideas to make it happen.

First, invite some guests who have nothing in common with your family, such as your ex, your rival, or a random stranger.

Then, prepare a feast that is completely opposite of the traditional Thanksgiving menu, such as sushi, pizza, or tacos.

Don’t forget to decorate your table with some mismatched items, such as Halloween pumpkins, Easter eggs, or Valentine’s hearts.

Finally, when it’s time to give thanks, say something sarcastic or cynical, such as, “I’m so grateful we had a pandemic. We need another. This traditional food is delicious. I’m so happy to see you all here.”

Enjoy the awkward silence and the confused looks on your guests’ faces.

Congratulations, you’ve had an interesting Thanksgiving!!!